YO MOMMA SO.....

300 followers! thanks fuckyeahyomomma lol :D 

(via monobrow) Nooo problemo hun  ;)

"Your Mommas so fat she ate Jenny and Craig." 

"Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more." 

"Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day." 

"Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road." 

"Yo momma’s hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on." 

"Your mother is like a doorknob…. everyone gets a turn!"